Thu Apr 19
DEBATE CAPTAIN: You're off the debate team ME: No I'm not DEBATE CAPTAIN: Damn. Where the hell was this guy at regionals?

Thu Apr 19
Handling my newborn's floppy appendages is like Weekend at Bernie's. media.giphy.com/media/wmDFMWwX…

Thu Apr 05
I'm 32 years old and a bubble gun from Amazon has brought me joy.

Mon Apr 02
I am a Where's Waldo Master https://t.co/jI4wf3iyNr

Sun Apr 01
Merry Chreaster everyone! https://t.co/AtsvwAWWOS