Mon Jul 28
@AndysLifeorg Nah, it's because approximately 0.082% of your statements are actual facts. Remainder are likely Tourette's ticks.

Sat Jul 26
Why people don’t believe me at work when I state facts. http://t.co/k4SrflsUQy

Wed Jul 16
The irony of this picture being we hit a biker as I took the photo (why it's blurred). Hover bikers should watch out. http://t.co/A2oW7y44D1

Wed Jul 16
Tip for single women; avoid grocery stores between 7-8pm as there has been a rise in male creepers.

Wed Jul 16
Tip for single men; grocery stores everywhere between the hours of 7-8pm.