Wed Jun 21
#SolticePizza on the summer solstice. https://t.co/NugdcY4uBj

Sat Jun 17
Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods" Alexa: "Buying Whole Foods" Bezos: Shit

Fri May 05
Literally went to a Jose Pepper's today and wondered why it was busy.

Fri May 05
School has taught me this is indeed an insect. https://t.co/hsCtcauWB3