Fri May 18
My infant son might have super powers like Eleven from Stranger Things but instead of blood coming out his nose, it's breast milk.

Thu Apr 19
DEBATE CAPTAIN: You're off the debate team ME: No I'm not DEBATE CAPTAIN: Damn. Where the hell was this guy at regionals?

Thu Apr 19
Handling my newborn's floppy appendages is like Weekend at Bernie's. media.giphy.com/media/wmDFMWwX…

Thu Apr 05
I'm 32 years old and a bubble gun from Amazon has brought me joy.