Tue Jun 29
RT @musicboxtheatre: Happy 95th Birthday to the king Mel Brooks, who wore a fake extra finger to his handprint ceremony! https://t.co/bvE8w…

Tue Apr 20
RT @FANGORIA: Can we hire this guy https://t.co/CNHyRNZRs6

Sat Apr 17
You wish your kids were this distinguished. https://t.co/yViBoj5bcb

Mon Apr 05
Thermal cycle for a child's dinner: frozen, magma, room temperature, microwave to corium level, room temperature again. Food left uneaten.