Tue Apr 20
RT @FANGORIA: Can we hire this guy https://t.co/CNHyRNZRs6

Sat Apr 17
You wish your kids were this distinguished. https://t.co/yViBoj5bcb

Mon Apr 05
Thermal cycle for a child's dinner: frozen, magma, room temperature, microwave to corium level, room temperature again. Food left uneaten.

Sat Apr 03
Netflix: Do you want to watch an academy award nominated film?
Me: Sure! Eurovision Song Contest again!
Netflix: Um… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Wed Mar 10
RT @MC372: This single shot #drone film by JayByrdFilms IS the best I’ve seen yet... THROUGH a Bowling Alley!!! Hard to believe its actuall…